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  • Current Residence: Texas
  • Interests: kicking arse!
  • Favourite movie: Delta force
  • Favourite band or musician: I dont need music
  • Favourite genre of music: as I said I dont need music
  • Favourite artist: me
  • Favourite poet or writer: me
  • Favourite photographer: me
  • Favourite style of art: action movies
  • Operating System: Im my own operating system
  • MP3 player of choice: whats an mp3? im more into M16's
  • Shell of choice: M16's
  • Wallpaper of choice: a picture of me
  • Skin of choice: soft supple pink skin
  • Favourite game: delta force
  • Favourite gaming platform: real life
  • Personal Quote: "chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never crys, EVER!"
  • Tools of the Trade: any fire arms, from handguns to rocketlaunchers

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Mood: Joy ~texas-ranger Apr 25, 2007, 5:31:33 AM
I'm sorry guys for that last comment, my stupid obnoxious wife came on my account, yes it is true I can in fact do all that!
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Mood: Neutral ~texas-ranger Apr 25, 2007, 5:29:51 AM
ZOMFG L M A O stop bein fukin NOOBZORZ u all no datz bullshit! I can fight but I cant do all dat!
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~washburnx-40 Apr 25, 2007, 5:29:31 AM
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

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rofl
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~washburnx-40 Apr 25, 2007, 5:22:03 AM
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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~atomik1984 Apr 24, 2007, 8:45:43 AM
chuck norris is god

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« Los caminos del señor son inescrutables »
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Mood: Amazed =thoughtdisorder Apr 23, 2007, 6:40:48 PM
*Excitement* Oh my aGod! Chuck Norris added ME as a freind! I am honoured noble sir.

Is it true you counted to infinity... twice?

And true that you don't read books... you stare at them still you get the information you want?

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Indeed
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~petethetwig Apr 23, 2007, 7:00:34 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.

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All hail the hypnotoad
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